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25th
JUN

Vids #25: Greatest freak out ever

Posted by Mavrik | Filed under Gaming, Vids

A boy’s parents decide to cancel his World of Warcraft subscription and this is what happens. This kid is a perfect example of why some gamers need to get out more. When he screams he kind of sounds like T1000 dying in Terminator 2 (tried to find a clip on youtube, but couldn’t get one that didn’t have people laughing in the background). Also, is it just me or does he try to shove a remote up his ass at around 1:10…

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4th
MAY

Vids #13: The Grapist

Posted by Mavrik | Filed under Vids

For Vids lucky #13 we’re going to go with some good fun. There are so many good lines from this! Thanks to @jesthestar for this one.

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16th
MAR

Vids #4: Youtube Music Video Mashup

Posted by Mavrik | Filed under Vids

Holy crap this is seriously probably one of the coolest youtube videos you’ve seen in awhile. Some guy took random videos from around youtube and put them together to create a sick display of in-sync music. It’s damn good and makes you wonder how much free time some people have… Seriously though, this is unbelievably awesome.

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10th
FEB

Teens Spend 31 Hours a Week Online [How do you compare?]

Posted by Mavrik | Filed under Tech

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How much time do you spend online, America? [Waits for answer.] That’s funny because the average teenager spends a cool 31 hours per week online. And what does the average teen do? The usual, I guess you can say—instant message friends, surf YouTube, get homework help, view porn, etc. Just another day in Anytown, USA.

Make that Anytownshire, UK, for that’s where this data comes from. (A British research group (www.cybersentinel.co.uk) compiled the information.) It found that, on the whole, teens spend some 31 hours per week online, or, if we were to divide that evenly between the days of the week, that’s around 4.4 hours per day online. (We spend pretty much all day online at CrunchGear, from the time we wake up to the time we go to bed.)

The data breakdown isn’t exactly shocking, either: teens spend 3.5 hours a week instant messaging their friends, two hours on YouTube (two hours?), and three hours a week on homework help.

But the big number, the number that will no doubt be YELLED AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS ON ALWAYS SHOCKED ABOUT SOMETHING FOX NEWS about is the amount of time spent viewing porn. That number is one hour and forty minutes a week, on porn. That’s a heck of a lot of porn, if you consider that most porn-viewing sessions, one would think, is consumed in fits and spurts. That is, you’re not sitting there for 50 minutes at a clip watching porn, more like three-and-a-half minutes at a clip. Presumably.

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2nd
FEB

Listen To Christian Bale Go Ballistic On The Set Of ‘Terminator: Salvation’

Posted by Mavrik | Filed under Movies & TV, ZOMG

TMZ has unearthed an unbelievably entertaining rant by Christian Bale on the set of Terminator: Salvation. You might recall reports that Bale went ballistic during a shoot last summer and some thought he might walk. A tape of the incident was kept for insurance purposes. TMZ has reported:

“It happened on the set after a director of photography accidentally ruined a scene by walking onto the set. Bale lost it, screaming, yelling and threatening to quit if the bosses didn’t fire the dude. Film execs sent the tape to the insurance company that insured the film in case Bale bailed.”

Click here to listen to Bale unleash dozens of F-bombs on a poor DP. Please note that the clip contains a ton of profanity and is not suitable for anyone under the age of 18.

I still love the guy. The DP shouldn’t have trashed his fuckin scene! Geez.

Click here to listen to the audio clip

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