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The Hotties of FFXIII

Posted by Mavrik | Filed under ZOMG

Let’s face it, Square Enix really knows how to make em. Here are the two (so far) hotties from FFXIII:

Lightning: The main character it looks like. Who wouldn’t want to guide this chick around wherever the hell we are this time. I’m sure there will be Chocobo though…those things must reproduce like crazy if they’ve managed to live in all these universes.

No name: This girl I would have to say is hotter than Lightning. I mean who could resist those green eyes and that great hair? Hotty McHotHot is her name in my book for right now and I’ll probably name her that when I play the game. Hotty McHotHot…has a nice ring to it doesn’t it?

This picture makes me wonder about a few things… 1. Why does she look like she’s 12 (and if she is now I feel dirty for saying a 12 year old is hot…the fact that she’s not real is a whole other issue as well) and 2. WTF is that thing she’s carrying? Does she prod people with that antler thing? She definitely got the shaft when it comes to weapons. Lightning got this sweet gun/sword dealy while Hotty McHotHot gets an antler? Unless this thing shoots out missiles or something like that, I won’t be satisfied. Plus, with looks that can kill, shouldn’t Square Enix be obligated to give her a better weapon? At this point she might as well just have the enemies stare at her for distraction…maybe call it something like Hottyaga or something like that (unless of course she’s actually 12 in which case it’s probably better not to give her a dangerous weapon that she could hurt herself with).

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Tags: Girls, Humor, PlayStation 3, Square-Enix, Video Games, Xbox 360